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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 02:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

How do you like to be pegged?

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What was your worst experience while living with roommates?

Still no good

No go.

They put up a sign reading

Is Veuve Clicquot Brut a good champagne?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

Teen girl from 6,200 years ago with cone-shaped skull unearthed in Iran - Phys.org

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

NASA’s CODEX Captures Unique Views of Sun’s Outer Atmosphere - NASA Science (.gov)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Did you know that we white women prefer Black boyfriends?

So they tried

No way

Then came..

What is your first experience having sex with older men?

Still no good.

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Do you like Melania Trump's new official 1st lady black & white power portrait?

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How good do you sing and how do you know this?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What's your photograph of the day 1097?

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

Why do most atheists in debates with theists take Bible verses out of context much of the time? Are they lying maliciously or do they not understand theology enough to understand the meaning?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?